One of My Pet Peaves

I was raised with the belief that if you use someone elses things or occupy the same space as other people, return everything the way that you got it. Apparently, other people do not believe the same thing I do. Every monday, I wake up and come into the studio to find it a mess.  [...]

The bathroom smells like maple syrup

Occasionally during the length of my show, I have to take a piss break. It happens. Today a very strange thing happend in the bathroom. For one, the bathroom was clean, toilet flushed, counter free of water, floor clear of piss so the journey started off on the right foot. As I began to discharge, [...]

God Hates Me

I’m not really sure what I did to piss god off but apparently he/she hates me. I can’t go for much longer than 3 weeks without getting sick. Granted, I am not helping my own cause because I don’t eat right, I hardly sleep and I work way too much. Eventually it will catch up [...]

Very excited

This summer/fall will be very exciting for me and here is why. First and foremost, Metallica has a new album coming out in the fall which from the sounds of it, will be pretty friggin awesome. All I am looking for is anything other than St. Anger and I will be happy. Secondly, I am [...]

Male Bathrooms

When I see the technology we have in this world, I catch myself at times thinking about how far we have come since the days of early man. We went from living in caves, fighting off animals with sticks, to having a cell phone that plays music, connects to the internet, makes calls and hardly [...]

Why does Taco Bell have to be so bad for you

I’m a fat kid by nature, so yes I love me some food. I am so busy most of the time that I hardly have any time to sit down to an actual meal. My vice is Taco Bell. It sucks that it is so bad for you, but yet it is awesome because it [...]

I almost died

Normally when I say this, I finish that statement with, “That’s a lie I was really in no danger at all”.  This time I really did almost die. Driving home last night, I experienced some treachorous driving conditons. Wind, rain, possible flying objects but I can’t confirm or deny that. I’m cruising along well over [...]