I Love Getting Surveys From Places That Piss Me Off

During the week of Labor Day, I went to Las Vegas on vacation for some golf, gambling and fun. Overall the trip was awesome except for one little hickup. The 2nd round of golf that I played was at a course I shall leave anonymous. I checked the website to see what the course was [...]

Its Election Day

Get out and vote. Sometimes we take our freedoms for granted and we don’t realize how lucky we are to be able to choose our leaders. Vote and make a difference. My name is Biff and I approve this message

The World Series Sucks

For one, The Red Sox aren’t in it so no one will watch it. They have done research on it, its true. My team is just better than yours. Besides that what the hell is wrong with Bud Selig (MLB commish). I can’t even stay up to watch these games because they end at midnight. [...]

I just chipped my tooth

It doesnt hurt or anything like that but the back half of my bottom front tooth is now gone. Now im worried that if I eat food the wrong way it will chip the rest of it. This blows. I brush my teeth 2 times a day and everytime I go to the dentist, I [...]

Gas Prices make people crazy

In my travels through Central New York, I saw the 2.84 a gallon gas craze yesterday in East Syracuse. 2 Stations were competing with each other to see who could have lowest gas prices. 1station was at 2.99 a gallon, then the other would drop to 2.90 and so on. Eventually the one station was [...]

Homeless guy has a lot of F’N nerve

I roll into the studio this morning and as I pull into my spot which is under a bridge next to the building. Frequently under said bridge are a group of homeless people. I’m not hating on the homeless but this pissed me off beyond belief. I get to work very early in the morning [...]

Sarah Palin

I had a chance to check out the Vice Presidential debate last night and I think I am pointing out the obvious when I say that Sarah Palin is flippin hot. As I have gotten older, I seem to have taken more of a liking to older women and she flat out does it for me. She [...]

Of Mice and Men

2 weeks ago, I spot a mouse that ran over my foot in my basement. Yes I jumped in the air and may have screamed somewhat high pitched but who is checking. I figured I would get even by putting out traps. Not the regular mouse traps that brutally murder the mouse with the fake [...]

The Boot

For a few months there was a show on A&E called Parking Wars which chronicled the life of parking authority officers in the city of Philadelphia. After watching that show, now I understand why people in Philly are generally angry. You have got to be a sick son of a bitch if you cheer when [...]

Death Magnetic

New Metallica comes out today and I have only one request. Please dear god let this album not suck. Metallica owes it to the world after St. Anger. I loaned that album to someone and told them not to worry about giving it back. From what I have heard of Death Magnetic, its gonna be [...]